Friday, May 10, 2024

Donny, Donny, So I hear that you want a billion?



I have an offer for you. Do you want to hear my offer Donny boy? It's for a Billion.


Just to be clear Donny, it is an offer you cannot refuse. When I make the offer Donny, you get the money and then you do what I ask. Be careful what you say Donny. This is real. You  hear the offer then you do what I ask. Period.


So, do you want to hear my offer?


OK, Donny, you want the offer you cannot refuse.


Here is the offer: I give you $ 1.0 billion. 


This is what I ask of you: You resign any office you may have and disappear. You will not be heard from again by anybody. 


You have heard the offer and you will do what I ask or we will do it for you.  


You can sell all your properties and keep the cash plus the $1.0 Billion. 


You will disappear and never be heard from again. 


Are we clear Donny? You disappear by yourself or we will make you disappear. Regardless, you are gone. 


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