Elephants Forgettin

Hey Barry:

Well, dem Reps is runnin off that they has the best job creation ideas since sliced bread.

Da Elephant ideas is all B S, Barry, an I knows y'all knows it.

Les be clear - Reps have zero understandin of jobs. Dey gonna claim that they is all bout bidness and bidness is where all da jobs come from.

OK, we gonna give em dat.

But, dat xactly 100% of wot they know.

See, ting is, they claims that bidness gonna create mo jobs when bidness costs are lowered by less taxes, lower wages, zero regulation an all.

Dat is jes total B S.

Think bout it. Wot a bidness owner gonna do when he gets lower costs? He gonna buy a new car, buy a sailboat like Larry Ellison - who don xactly hire bunch new employees - take a vacation or sumthin like dat. Wot he aint gonna do is hire sumbudy jes because he has mo money.

He gonna hire sumbudy when his stuff is flyin out da door - when his sales goin up an up. Das when he needs mo folks to handle all da bidness.

We want mo jobs, we gotta get mo sales fo bidness - not lower costs.

So the bottom thang is how do we get more sales for bidness. And the onliest way to do dat is to get mo money in my hands so I can buy mo stuff.

Its all bout jobs Barry, an I bin dere before: y'all gotta up our income so's we can buy more stuff and den y'all gotta put on a tariff so's the bidness can pay da salaries dat support da jobs.

Keep on em Barry - we needs ya here.

Your pal,