See what Germans think:
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,539607,00.html
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Pissing War
Let's use our time of mutual disrespect to go after McCain.
OK, we get that both candidates need to attack each other. But, they can attack McCain as well. How about allocating half of the piss time to McCain??
There are lots of real issues out there besides Hillary's tax returns and Obama's unpreparedness for combat.
For example, Ahmadinejad recently announced that he would be happy to take over Iraq and the Iraq powers seemed happy to hear it.
What a great opportunity. Cut a deal where we get unlimited access to Iran's nuclear program and some control over Iraq operations, then let Iran take over and we can go home.
Maybe it works, maybe not. Sure is better to piss on McCain about his lack of creativity than it is to piss on each other.
How about it guys??
OK, we get that both candidates need to attack each other. But, they can attack McCain as well. How about allocating half of the piss time to McCain??
There are lots of real issues out there besides Hillary's tax returns and Obama's unpreparedness for combat.
For example, Ahmadinejad recently announced that he would be happy to take over Iraq and the Iraq powers seemed happy to hear it.
What a great opportunity. Cut a deal where we get unlimited access to Iran's nuclear program and some control over Iraq operations, then let Iran take over and we can go home.
Maybe it works, maybe not. Sure is better to piss on McCain about his lack of creativity than it is to piss on each other.
How about it guys??
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Hillary Joke
Not sure of source, possible: John Walker
Subject: Fw: FBI ASSASSIN
FBI ASSASSIN
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.. Kill Her!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, " I tried, but I can't kill my wife. The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instruction, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "The gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
Moral:
Women are evil.
Don't mess with them
Subject: Fw: FBI ASSASSIN
FBI ASSASSIN
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.. Kill Her!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, " I tried, but I can't kill my wife. The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instruction, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "The gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
Moral:
Women are evil.
Don't mess with them
Long Train Running
So, super delegates, here's the question: what are YOU going to do?
The nomination is up to you. It will be a statistical dead heat, regardless of who has a tenth of a percent more pledged delegates in August. That person, Hillary or Obama, cannot claim a victory with a statistical dead heat result. Otherwise, Gore would be President.
Should it run 'til August?
Best for the country is a Dem president.
So, who will be the best president? And, when is the best time to decide?
It's your call.
Run the process until August? Or, re-run Florida and Michigan? Or, count FL and MI as they lie? Or, ignore and punish them? Let McCain piss on us until August? Run it until Pennsylvania, then call it?
Come on guys, show us something.
The nomination is up to you. It will be a statistical dead heat, regardless of who has a tenth of a percent more pledged delegates in August. That person, Hillary or Obama, cannot claim a victory with a statistical dead heat result. Otherwise, Gore would be President.
Should it run 'til August?
Best for the country is a Dem president.
So, who will be the best president? And, when is the best time to decide?
It's your call.
Run the process until August? Or, re-run Florida and Michigan? Or, count FL and MI as they lie? Or, ignore and punish them? Let McCain piss on us until August? Run it until Pennsylvania, then call it?
Come on guys, show us something.
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