Surance Ghouls

Hey Barry

Hear y'all gonna have a sit down with the sick surance ghouls.

Les tink bout dis. Ima sure y'all been nearby when the druggies are selling they s--t in y'all days in ChiTown.

When I walks by dose guys I sees people sellin death. An here's da ting Barry - they alreddy bought it. They bought the death they sellin.

Now we goes to Wall Street an we looks at the 'Health Insurance Industry' an wot do we see?

We sees guys killin people for money.

Ya know, is one ting to kill sumbuddy for some offense - aint good, but it's one ting.

But, now we gets peoples who makes VERY GOOD MONEY by killin people jes for the cash. Dese are the worst of the worst, jes ghouls outta some nightmare.

They is worse than the alreddy dead people selling death - they is makin cash by letting sick folks die.

An, Barry, dese are the same guys y'all meetin soon.

Barry - we don need no surance ghouls - we needs doctors.

Help us out Barry.

Your pal,

No Sports - Jes Greed

Hey Barry, Happy V-day, be sure to love your girls.

This here aint bout you - itsa vacation.

Ima telly sports fan. I luv to watch kids doin their all to beat nother kid - reminds me bein young.

So, I's watchin the Maverick surfin live on the web an it was great. Kids doing scary stuff, spectators wipin out an humongous waves. Best thing - its all live and the guys who are talking actually know the dudes on the boards. But, they don give no life history on air - dude gets the wave or he wipes out. Thas it. Plus a few commercials. Wonnerful.

Then I sees the Lympics are on late in the day, so I turns on NBC. Here's what I see: eight girl mogul runs of two Canadians and six Mericans, including life stories, leventy seven commercials, Apollo Ohno's Hollywood dance life, a football commentator on how much he loves Ohno's competitive drive plus the commentators' new hanky and - wait for it - AN EFFIN CARTOON.

Holy cow. Where are the dam sports?

So I goes online to look for some sports an what do I see. I can watch yesterday's ceremony, but nuthin else. Nuthin.

To watch any online sports I have to belong to some cable company I never heard of.

It jes sucks.

So, Ima totally givin up the Lympics.

Where the hell is the IOC?

Why caint I watch any sports?

Grumble, grumble, monopoly, grumble, world goin to hell, grumble........

Your pal