Gratuitous Campaign Advice

Joey, Hey Joe:

Here are a couple of things about winning: 

In public, always lower your voice to more bass and raise the volume. That gives you more cred..........

Do NOT challenge him on facts or statements; instead, do the Reagan: 'There he goes again...'

In public, drop the 'contemplative' mindset. Show energy behind every remark.

Say to yourself all the time every day: "Yes I own this whole place. Don't even think about pissing me off". 

Let it show but do not say it out loud. Duh.......

Trot out your brain trust. We know you have good staff, show them to us.

We have your back.