Fraidy Cat Bidness

Hey Barry:

So, question is dis: where da jobs?

Here da answer: dere is zero jobs cause bidness sittin on they hands.

Bidness gots losta plans to build, but they fraid if they do sumthin, the bogey man gonna git em, or sumthin.

Read it here: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/07/11/ED1D1EA5FP.DTL

I bin rantin on two ways ta get jobs: unions and tariffs. Here nother way to get me more money sos I kin buy more stuff - get them bidnesses to expand. When dey expand, we get jobs and we can buy stuff. Simple.

Besides all dat, now's a real good time for bidness ta move cuz the fed's givin away free money. Imagine dat. Free money.

And, if'n they dont expand, then we gonna have ta raise wages with unions and put on tariffs. Bidness wont like dat. Course we gonna do dat anyways, but don tell them.

Whattya say Barry, go head and jawbone them bidnesses to expand.

We needs it.

Your pal,