Hey Barry
We not locked to banks ta get money, ya know.
Ya'll can scoot the pin stripes any number ways.
Read it here:
http://www.northbaybusinessjournal.com/16385/non-bank-lenders-gain-market-share/
Timmy's onliest trouble is, it messes up the FED and their money policy.
Do we care?
So, looky here banks, ya'll dinosaurs - dead an don know it.
Be still now - won hurt a bit.
Your pal,
Monday, November 2, 2009
Monday, October 26, 2009
Conomy!
Hey Barry:
Ya'll doin lotta good an I'm a big fan.
Luv it that ya caps the execs pay and takes on the surance and bank weasels.
Don fuggit the Golden Sox rule: bankers cannot make loans and sell insurance and stocks at the same time. 'S like they's retarded or sumthin. Dunno why - it just is.
Anyways, here we is - we spent all the borrowed, an now what to do.
We all hurtin bout no jobs - so where we goin Barry? Where is we goin?
Couple things Barry. Real easy to sit here and criticize, I knows, but don gripe Barry. Ya'll wanted the job.
Problem is ain't nobody buyin nothin. An, whatever we buy comes from China cause it's cheaper.
Somehow we gotta get mo money to folks like me. An, they is only two ways to do that, Barry.
Ain't rocket science.
Numba One: raise wages. Duh. Let unions organize an folks strike for more money. Gotta do it.
Numba Two: Gotta protek the business that pays the wages from the Chinks. Duh number two. I knows they is lotta money in 'Free Trade' crap, but Barry, we got no jobs.
Was mo portant? Jobs, or 18th century theory?
Make a decision Barry, we countin on ya.
Your pal,
Ya'll doin lotta good an I'm a big fan.
Luv it that ya caps the execs pay and takes on the surance and bank weasels.
Don fuggit the Golden Sox rule: bankers cannot make loans and sell insurance and stocks at the same time. 'S like they's retarded or sumthin. Dunno why - it just is.
Anyways, here we is - we spent all the borrowed, an now what to do.
We all hurtin bout no jobs - so where we goin Barry? Where is we goin?
Couple things Barry. Real easy to sit here and criticize, I knows, but don gripe Barry. Ya'll wanted the job.
Problem is ain't nobody buyin nothin. An, whatever we buy comes from China cause it's cheaper.
Somehow we gotta get mo money to folks like me. An, they is only two ways to do that, Barry.
Ain't rocket science.
Numba One: raise wages. Duh. Let unions organize an folks strike for more money. Gotta do it.
Numba Two: Gotta protek the business that pays the wages from the Chinks. Duh number two. I knows they is lotta money in 'Free Trade' crap, but Barry, we got no jobs.
Was mo portant? Jobs, or 18th century theory?
Make a decision Barry, we countin on ya.
Your pal,
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Sick Surance
OK, Barry.
Ya calls out the liars on the video here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76GwwCZrv2A&feature=player_embedded
But, Barry, ya do it in general.
Ya got the facts - call 'em out by name. Say their names out loud and give 'em the shame.
The fight is dirty cuz there's lots of money.
Go head, get dirty Barry, ya gotta do it.
Your pal
Ya calls out the liars on the video here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76GwwCZrv2A&feature=player_embedded
But, Barry, ya do it in general.
Ya got the facts - call 'em out by name. Say their names out loud and give 'em the shame.
The fight is dirty cuz there's lots of money.
Go head, get dirty Barry, ya gotta do it.
Your pal
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Ghanistan
OK Barry.
You free here.
No politics - poll says third of us want out, third of us want in and the last third don know what the eff.
Don need me to tell ya: it's about your girls Barry.
Do whas right, screw the politics.
Your pal,
You free here.
No politics - poll says third of us want out, third of us want in and the last third don know what the eff.
Don need me to tell ya: it's about your girls Barry.
Do whas right, screw the politics.
Your pal,
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Die Sucka - Quick
Holy Cow Barry.
Now the GOPPERS feel dissed.
Goes around, comes around.
Alan Grayson D-Fla, says the GOP health plan is that ya gotta die quick if'n ya get sick.
Read it here: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/10/01/MN8419V8DF.DTL
And the GOPPERS are pi--ed. Never mind that 45,000 folks each year die cause they got no medical.
The righteous GOP is dissed - what an effin calamity.
Mebbe they'll suck their thumbs.
Your pal
Now the GOPPERS feel dissed.
Goes around, comes around.
Alan Grayson D-Fla, says the GOP health plan is that ya gotta die quick if'n ya get sick.
Read it here: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/10/01/MN8419V8DF.DTL
And the GOPPERS are pi--ed. Never mind that 45,000 folks each year die cause they got no medical.
The righteous GOP is dissed - what an effin calamity.
Mebbe they'll suck their thumbs.
Your pal
Monday, September 28, 2009
Save Your House - Throw Furniture at Bankers
Hey Barry,
Here's where we at: If you wanna save your house, ya gotta throw sumthin at a banker; or, ya can meet with the guys who did that for you.
They'll help ya out when no one else can. Here's the story: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/09/28/MN7819S899.DTL
OK Barry, this is real close to violence. But that's what it takes.
Positively depressin.
This here's the good ol USA. We supposed to be better than that. But, we ain't.
Your pal
Here's where we at: If you wanna save your house, ya gotta throw sumthin at a banker; or, ya can meet with the guys who did that for you.
They'll help ya out when no one else can. Here's the story: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/09/28/MN7819S899.DTL
OK Barry, this is real close to violence. But that's what it takes.
Positively depressin.
This here's the good ol USA. We supposed to be better than that. But, we ain't.
Your pal
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Barry's Banker Speech
Hey Barry -
Caught your talk on youtube. Covered lotta things and they sound good.
Couple things:
1. You so nice.
Been me, I woulda been real unpolite.
Ya said lotta stuff, but here's the thing, Barry: ya gotta mean it and ya gotta follow through.
Them weasels will dance and burrow around and underneath - gotta watch em like a hawk.
2. Serious now, I read some bout banks and history. There's one thing that you don't talk bout.
And, Barry, I'ma tellin you all it is the heart of the issue and the future of the good ol USA.
Here it is Barry:
BANKERS CAN NOT MAKE LOANS AND DO OTHER BUSINESS AT THE SAME TIME.
Jeez, Barry, we know this.
If'n your bills don't tear apart loans from insurance and stock manipulation and put them into a separate business, we's all doomed.
Ya gotta take care of that Barry, we countin on ya.
Your pal
Caught your talk on youtube. Covered lotta things and they sound good.
Couple things:
1. You so nice.
Been me, I woulda been real unpolite.
Ya said lotta stuff, but here's the thing, Barry: ya gotta mean it and ya gotta follow through.
Them weasels will dance and burrow around and underneath - gotta watch em like a hawk.
2. Serious now, I read some bout banks and history. There's one thing that you don't talk bout.
And, Barry, I'ma tellin you all it is the heart of the issue and the future of the good ol USA.
Here it is Barry:
BANKERS CAN NOT MAKE LOANS AND DO OTHER BUSINESS AT THE SAME TIME.
Jeez, Barry, we know this.
If'n your bills don't tear apart loans from insurance and stock manipulation and put them into a separate business, we's all doomed.
Ya gotta take care of that Barry, we countin on ya.
Your pal
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Eat Bacon, Live Forever
Hey Barry:
Enuf crap bout them weasel bankers for while - makes me sick anyways.
Read bout the oldest living woman who just died at 115: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/09/11/national/a082657D42.DTL
She ate bacon, fried chicken and ice cream.
Screw the docs - live forever!!
Your pal
Enuf crap bout them weasel bankers for while - makes me sick anyways.
Read bout the oldest living woman who just died at 115: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/09/11/national/a082657D42.DTL
She ate bacon, fried chicken and ice cream.
Screw the docs - live forever!!
Your pal
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Gang Bangin Bankers
Hey Barry;
Riddle me this: what's the difference between a protection racket like the MS13 and the big US banks?
Not a trick question Barry
Seems the only difference is that the Feds - thas you an Timmy - got the bankers back.
Bad enough bankers make bets they win if you die sooner - sounds like a motive for murder to me - now they's charging folks 120% to borrow.
Read it here: http://www.scrippsnews.com/node/46815
What the hell Barry.
Seems we's sold out lock, stock and barrel to the crooks in flannel.
Makes ya wanna puke.
Your pal,
Riddle me this: what's the difference between a protection racket like the MS13 and the big US banks?
Not a trick question Barry
Seems the only difference is that the Feds - thas you an Timmy - got the bankers back.
Bad enough bankers make bets they win if you die sooner - sounds like a motive for murder to me - now they's charging folks 120% to borrow.
Read it here: http://www.scrippsnews.com/node/46815
What the hell Barry.
Seems we's sold out lock, stock and barrel to the crooks in flannel.
Makes ya wanna puke.
Your pal,
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Die Sucka
Holy Cow Barry.
Now the bankers are selling bonds that bet on how soon you will die.
If'n you die sooner they make more money - if'n you live a long time they lose money.
I am not making this up - it's in the effin new York Times: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/06/business/06insurance.html
Sumbitch, Barry, we here got real issues with these bastards.
Your pal,
Now the bankers are selling bonds that bet on how soon you will die.
If'n you die sooner they make more money - if'n you live a long time they lose money.
I am not making this up - it's in the effin new York Times: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/06/business/06insurance.html
Sumbitch, Barry, we here got real issues with these bastards.
Your pal,
Monday, August 31, 2009
Health Care in Japan
Hey Barry,
The folks in Japan get better care for less than we do, and the whole country is so broke they just threw out their government. Read about it here:
http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/carroll/
And, get this, health care is not making them broke.
I heard somewhere's that 20,00 folks a year die in the the good ol USA because they don't get to a doctor.
What the hell, Barry.
If I don't get a job soon, mebbe I'll move to Japan or Canada where folks live longer and have better health care.
If I'm gonna be broke, I'd jes as soon be healthy as sick, even if I don't speak the language.
Your pal
The folks in Japan get better care for less than we do, and the whole country is so broke they just threw out their government. Read about it here:
http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/carroll/
And, get this, health care is not making them broke.
I heard somewhere's that 20,00 folks a year die in the the good ol USA because they don't get to a doctor.
What the hell, Barry.
If I don't get a job soon, mebbe I'll move to Japan or Canada where folks live longer and have better health care.
If I'm gonna be broke, I'd jes as soon be healthy as sick, even if I don't speak the language.
Your pal
Friday, August 28, 2009
Teddy
Teddy, he chased a lot of skirts and drank a lot and got too fat, but he never took no shit from nobody.
He was for us for a long time. Now, there's nobody got our back.
We gonna miss you. But Teddy, it was a great life - you did good.
Thank you.
Your pal
He was for us for a long time. Now, there's nobody got our back.
We gonna miss you. But Teddy, it was a great life - you did good.
Thank you.
Your pal
Monday, August 24, 2009
I Got Mine, So Eff You
Hey Barry
Its yo relaxing time and all, sorry bout the needle.
But, ya knows that we elected you all cuz you gonna make us be better than we been, right.
So now's the time to bring out the 'we is better than that' big gun.
I think it was good ol Tom Jefferson who said sumthin bout the constitution needing a population with morals to work right.
Well, we can't hardly talk bout religion or morals these days, but Barry thas really why you all is there.
So, lay it on us Barry - we ready.
Your pal
Its yo relaxing time and all, sorry bout the needle.
But, ya knows that we elected you all cuz you gonna make us be better than we been, right.
So now's the time to bring out the 'we is better than that' big gun.
I think it was good ol Tom Jefferson who said sumthin bout the constitution needing a population with morals to work right.
Well, we can't hardly talk bout religion or morals these days, but Barry thas really why you all is there.
So, lay it on us Barry - we ready.
Your pal
Monday, August 17, 2009
Effin Bankers
Looky here banks: you is the giftee of a whole lot of my money and the PRIVILEGE to act in my interest in lending out money so's the conomy keeps rollin.
C'mon Barry - them bankers don do right, take away their game. Take em over and kick out the bastards.
My offer stands: I'll run any bank in the country for $30K. Can't do no worse then them guys.
See my man JonCarroll: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/08/17/DDKL198A8L.DTL
Your pal
C'mon Barry - them bankers don do right, take away their game. Take em over and kick out the bastards.
My offer stands: I'll run any bank in the country for $30K. Can't do no worse then them guys.
See my man JonCarroll: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/08/17/DDKL198A8L.DTL
Your pal
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Dyin for Co Cola
Hey, Barry
We all too fat an we're dyin, right.
So les fix it.
Real simple to do: jest put a tax on sugar.
Here's the link:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/08/16/MNF61951C0.DTL
Trouble is, Co Cola and all them lobby gainst it. They happy we fat and sick.
Whatcha gonna do. Barry?
Your pal
We all too fat an we're dyin, right.
So les fix it.
Real simple to do: jest put a tax on sugar.
Here's the link:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/08/16/MNF61951C0.DTL
Trouble is, Co Cola and all them lobby gainst it. They happy we fat and sick.
Whatcha gonna do. Barry?
Your pal
Sunday, August 9, 2009
Patriotic Rich Guys!
Hey Barry,
There are actually some rich guys who want to pay more taxes!
Land O' Goshen!
They even have a web site: http://wealthforcommongood.org/
Wonders will never cease, huh Barry.
Your pal,
There are actually some rich guys who want to pay more taxes!
Land O' Goshen!
They even have a web site: http://wealthforcommongood.org/
Wonders will never cease, huh Barry.
Your pal,
Healthcare - 2
Hey Barry, the insurance is literally killin us. 100,000 folks a year die from mistakes in hospitals and the insurance lobby won't even let us talk about it. Thas as many as die in car wrecks, Barry.
You can read it here: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/08/09/MNN9191UIJ.DTL
What the hell, Barry.
Here's a plan for rallies bout health: at every rally there are two folks with a dead relative or big injury caused by the insurance. They each gets five minutes at the front.
Then the free market Nazis can rant all they want. Aint nobody gonna listen to em after that.
Your pal,
You can read it here: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/08/09/MNN9191UIJ.DTL
What the hell, Barry.
Here's a plan for rallies bout health: at every rally there are two folks with a dead relative or big injury caused by the insurance. They each gets five minutes at the front.
Then the free market Nazis can rant all they want. Aint nobody gonna listen to em after that.
Your pal,
Stackin Up
So, Barry, you's all dyin to know how you stack up in the popularity polls conducted by yours truly, right?
What I did was to make a you tube video in two parts bout the conomy. Then, I posted it with three different titles: from me, as an answer to Ron Paul and about you - Obama.
Same videos, three different titles.
Naturally I comes in dead last, by a lot: total views 77 with a five star rating.
But, Barry, you's in second - behind Ron Paul by a lot. Holy cow.
Anyways, you totals 114 views with a five star rating.
Ron Paul, well he scores 524 views with a two star rating.
Them econs of yours better git on the ball Barry, we can't have you trailing Ron Paul. That's jes horrible. Ya gotta get some traction on the conomy. We needs it.
Your pal,
What I did was to make a you tube video in two parts bout the conomy. Then, I posted it with three different titles: from me, as an answer to Ron Paul and about you - Obama.
Same videos, three different titles.
Naturally I comes in dead last, by a lot: total views 77 with a five star rating.
But, Barry, you's in second - behind Ron Paul by a lot. Holy cow.
Anyways, you totals 114 views with a five star rating.
Ron Paul, well he scores 524 views with a two star rating.
Them econs of yours better git on the ball Barry, we can't have you trailing Ron Paul. That's jes horrible. Ya gotta get some traction on the conomy. We needs it.
Your pal,
Friday, August 7, 2009
Healthcare
Hey Barry
Bet ya'll worn out from the folks gripin bout them 'po insurances'.
Member them ol newsreels of Hitler youth ya sees on the history channel? Man, all them folks was down with good ol Adolf.
The righty's are like that - 'mind is made up, don't confuse me with facts'. Free markets will fix everything.
Well, thas jes what gave us the bank weasels, and now it's givin us the insurance weasels.
How bout we jes drop insurance althogther and let docs work for the government. Sure as hell be cheaper that way.
I guess ya gotta leave the rabid rightys alone and talk to rational folks with facts.
Keep pushin on it, we gotta get sumthin here, or all my money goes to insurance weasels stead of my sickness.
We loves ya Barry.
Your pal
Bet ya'll worn out from the folks gripin bout them 'po insurances'.
Member them ol newsreels of Hitler youth ya sees on the history channel? Man, all them folks was down with good ol Adolf.
The righty's are like that - 'mind is made up, don't confuse me with facts'. Free markets will fix everything.
Well, thas jes what gave us the bank weasels, and now it's givin us the insurance weasels.
How bout we jes drop insurance althogther and let docs work for the government. Sure as hell be cheaper that way.
I guess ya gotta leave the rabid rightys alone and talk to rational folks with facts.
Keep pushin on it, we gotta get sumthin here, or all my money goes to insurance weasels stead of my sickness.
We loves ya Barry.
Your pal
Monday, August 3, 2009
Clunkers
Hey Barry
Ya'll knows I loves ya and all. but this here clunker thing is exactly whas wrong with us.
Looky, we're in the car biz - we own GM, right? - an now you're after more money from me as a taxpayer for the clunkers so's more folks will be buyin our cars.
It's effin dangerous, thas what.
Jes the same as Hell-burton having Darth Cheney in the White House: 'Course we gotta war on Iraq - my buddies need some biz.'
Holy cow, Barry, get them econs of yours on this, or we're down the drain.
Mind, I ain't sayin it's wrong right now, we jes gotta fix it quick, thas all.
Your pal,
Ya'll knows I loves ya and all. but this here clunker thing is exactly whas wrong with us.
Looky, we're in the car biz - we own GM, right? - an now you're after more money from me as a taxpayer for the clunkers so's more folks will be buyin our cars.
It's effin dangerous, thas what.
Jes the same as Hell-burton having Darth Cheney in the White House: 'Course we gotta war on Iraq - my buddies need some biz.'
Holy cow, Barry, get them econs of yours on this, or we're down the drain.
Mind, I ain't sayin it's wrong right now, we jes gotta fix it quick, thas all.
Your pal,
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