Holy Cow Barry.
Now the bankers are selling bonds that bet on how soon you will die.
If'n you die sooner they make more money - if'n you live a long time they lose money.
I am not making this up - it's in the effin new York Times: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/06/business/06insurance.html
Sumbitch, Barry, we here got real issues with these bastards.