Super PAC

Barry My Liege:

Pay no never mind to the folks complaining about your decision to use a PAC to raise campaign funds.

Ever since the Supremes changed the law so that foreign and domestic corporations can buy any election they want, it is just something you have to do.

But, My Liege, remember the old adage: If you give to my campaign before I am nominated, you might get a job in my administration, but if you give after I am nominated, you'll get good government.

You are already nominated, so you don't have to give up anything for the money.

So, My Liege, please avoid the appearance of impropriety - don't give away anything.

Your faithful servant,