Barry, My Liege :
There is no terminal problem in Social Security.
We can fix all its future shortfalls with small, simple tweaks.
The only catch is that we have to fix it soon. The price of fixing the system goes up every year we wait.
Read about them here :
My Liege, the question arises : Why do we not fix it ?
The only possible answer is that our Big Money Bastards want to kill the system.
The Boogie Man and the Dragon are real, My Liege.
And, they are not hiding in the closet or under the bed.
They are running for President and Vice President.
You can borrow my sword, My Liege, but please kill them quickly.
Your faithful servant,