Saturday, December 10, 2016
Barry, My Liege:
It is time to offer trump money to disappear.
If trump becomes President, it is certain that he will cause the United States to lose trillions of dollars and thousands of lives. Money will be lost in a recession and lives will be lost in a war.
But, if he is not here, then we have a chance to avoid those losses.
So, I hereby do solemnly move that the President of the United States of America offer donald trump one Billion dollars to resign on or before January 20, 2017 from office of President-Elect of the United States of America.
As additional inducement for his resignation, I also move that this offer be accompanied with a document containing all available evidence of trump's high crimes and misdemeanors together with a promise to bury all information about his crimes upon his resignation.
Your faithful servant.