Q: What do you call a con job when a banker does it?
A: Dual Tracking.
That's where a bank sends out a counselor to work with a homewoner on a loan modification while at the same time the foreclosure department is selling the house on the courthouse steps.
If you don't believe me, y'all can read about California Attorney General Kamela Harris here: http://www.sfgate.com/columns/bottomline/
My mind don't work that way and I could not dream that up in a million years.
It's just unspeakable.
Where's the pepper spray?